I was shopping in Asda today and there was a weird looking child running around like a lunatic.
I said to the bloke standing next to me, "that is one ugly fucking kid."
He looked at me and snarled, "do you mind, that's my son over there."
I smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were his dad."
He said, "I'm not his dad. I'm his mother!"
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