i went on a first date with this girl named abigail. beautiful name except the first abigail i met was severely retarded. i told her that and asked her if she was smart enough to break that mental link. long story short...
i went on a first date with this girl named abigail. beautiful name except the first abigail i met was severely retarded. i told her that and asked her if she was smart enough to break that mental link. long story short...
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