I was walking through a shop the other day, when this guy farted and followed through. It fell out of his trousers and he legged it.

What is the...

Not much really, they're both annoying pricks.

Little girl is...

Teacher walks over and asks, "What are you drawing?" "A picture of God."...

Gay people try to...

And I've never had that happen with a straight guy

Jim and Sarah...

when they ran over a skunk. "We better take the skunk to the vet, Sarah. Just...

What do you call...

a dupe.

Choosing Passwords

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Fat man

There is a fat man who has a kindney problem so he went to the doctors and...

Painter's Doctor

And there was beeing a exposition for a famos painter in town. The pictures...

My good friend is...

...earning over $10 million each year. He really makes a killing.

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