I was texting an orphan

Her: Hey you are nice

Me: No I'm not

Her: Yes you are
Tin man, you do have a heart

Me: I'm rusting

Her: ok
I'm sorry

Me: You're like Dorothy

Her: Not Rusty
How so

Me: can't find home

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