I was stood in the Chemist..

And I said to the lady behind the counter, “Do you have anything that will clear up Diarrhoea?”
“We have some Imodium plus, if that’s what you mean,” she replied.
“No, I don’t think you understand my question. I just shat on your floor.”

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