I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years: “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?”

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Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States...

The Well-Dressed...

The pope was once set to board a private plane at an airport. Word had...

I've sure gotten...

I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new...

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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.

I hear it's...

In fact, in Istanbul they can't stop the snowplow

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About tree fiddy.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't...

Mandy was...

Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of...

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Satisfying

"When I was a kid...

and she said: 'Oh, two or three'. She wonders why her marriage didn't work.