I was planning on taking my little girls to the start of summer village fair today, but its raining, windy and cold so we decided not to go.

Breakfast With Chris

This is from a script for an upcoming animated series I'm working on. Keep in...

Did you know that...

They didn't believe in integration.

"The shortest...

Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines.

How big will...

sqrt(-1) feet It's not a real problem.

Gotta Fly

During a transcontinental flight, a passenger looked out the window and...

I’ve got a friend...

He kills me!

What did the...

Fission chips.

Mom stop you are...

Son: Mom stop you are not funny, you never make jokes. Mom: I made you.

Fruit Punch

What do you call it when a gay guy hits you? Fruit Punch.

Wanna hang together?

ill bring the rope