I was over at my neighbors house when his daughter's prom date showed up...

He opened the door and without saying a word gave the boy a long deep kiss on the lips and whispered softly in his ear.

After they left I asked him what the hell was that about?

He said, "I told him whatever you do to her, I do to you".

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