I was making a recipe that called for tapioca flour, but we were all out. Thankfully, my wife figured out I could substitute corn starch.

Got paid today....

Brought a couple Czechs to the bank, then I was Hungary.

So three guys are...

Three guys, Ben, Joel, and Josh are walking through the South American jungle...

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Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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"Im cracking up just being here" .

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He pasta way We cannoli do so much

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A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his...

I owe my love of...

When I was a child, he really rubbed off on me.

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Ugly, lololololololol

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[arrested]

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I never come home to find my wife troll up some guys nuts!