........and was having a terrible headache. I said “Go and get me something for this headache, its terrible”. She went downstairs and I was lying there and she started poking me in the back with a broom handle? I said “What the hell you doing woman”? She said “Well its what you do when I'm in bed and say I've got a headache”
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