I was in a bar the other night...

...and overheard three very hefty women talking.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, ladies are you from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales you bloody idiot, Wales!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that is the last ting I remember.

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