I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few drinks.

I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"

One of them screamed, "It's Wales you idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Ireland?"

That's all I remember.

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