I was going to my karate class for years...

My instructor and I had a connection that couldn't be denied. She always spoke so provocatively to me saying things like "Focus harder", "Go deeper", and "Just like that". I absolutely loved it. One day she was being extra provocative and I just couldn't take it anymore. I worked up my courage, looked her straight in the eyes and finally came to my Sensei.

I should've never waited so long.

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