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A woman walks...

turns out, it was actually a kitchen.

What's black and...

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

I once dated a...

Shes all right now.

If you get a...

are you still cousins?

Tonight I was...

But thanks god I wake up.

What will a...

What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.

Which route...

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The...

What do you call...

What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!

I walked into a...

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought...

Soviet Union

What's meant by an exchange opinions in the Communist party of the Soviet...