I looked over and saw the bride standing there. As the best man I needed to make a speech and not knowing what to say I wanted to keep it short and to the point, but still I was clueless and not to mention nervous. So I approached the bride and thought I would ask her, her thoughts of the day, how she was feeling and hope to get a story of love, hope, and happiness. So I asked her I said “hey Monica what was it like getting out of that limo and entering the church, what did you see what did you hear and or feel?” She said these words
“Well first I opened the doors and I saw the aisle. Then I looked up a little further and saw the alter. Then I walked in and the hymn started playing”
I was like perfect sounds like every other girl I know
Aisle Alter Hymn
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