I walked up to service station night pay

I walked up to the service station night pay and said,
"pump 7 and a kit kat chunky"

The lady behind the glass walked off and came back and handed me a kit kat chunky and said, "that's $53.21 all together".

I looked at her in disgust and said, "I wanted a regular kit kat you fat cunt"

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