That reminds me of an old tech i used to work with. One day, we caught him drinking brake fluid. We quickly learned that he started with small sips as a dare back in college, but nowadays he was drinking a full bottle each day.
We pleaded with him to quit, as the stuff is toxic and he was going to kill himself, but he simply didn't care. He said he liked the way it made him feel, and that if he really wanted to quit...
"He could stop anytime."
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