I use to hate the Ben Affleck and Morgan Freeman movie 'The Sum of All Fears'.

99 Condoms

A guy walk into a local pharmacy & walks up to the counter where lady...

My new favorite...

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?? Names

It is better to rule

It is better to rule in hell, then to serve in Heaven.

If I don't get...

my dad says he will smash my head against the keybosdqAFQ#D!E

Our two new mods,...

Hey guys, Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions...

Mountain Dew

Yo mama's so stupid she tried climbing Mountain Dew.

Why don't girls...

Their balls would fall out.

Indigestion

Camilla said to the queen every time i suck charles cock i get heartburn the...

Why are cpws made...

Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!

So an Ewok gets a...

...One day while going about his job he trips and falls into a vat of honey....