A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then topped it off with a margarita. Not a good idea.
Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a taxi home
Sure enough i pass a police road block but because it was a taxi they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise.
I have never driven a taxi before, am not sure where i got it.
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