I texted my friend:
Me: "Just found out I'm terrified of elevators"
Him: "Why? Did you get stuck?
Me: "No, but I'm gonna start taking steps to avoid them"
Him: "Fuck. God damn it. Fucking fuck."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.