My girlfriend started calling me the BBC... ironically, she says. I am not very familiar with British television, so I'm not sure what she means.
Sometimes, she updates her Facebook status: LOOKING FOR BBC, PM ME. She's so funny: she knows I am at work and will only be home at 6PM!
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