I suddenly remembered this one:

Ralph is working at the local bakery during the weekends to earn some extra money. It's an ordinary sunday morning when suddenly a man walks in and laughs:

"HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST FUCKED YOUR MOM!"

Ralph: "Dad, please. I'm working, get out."

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