I joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still drink, but I use a different name. Oh, when I’m drinking, I don’t know what I’m doing. Sometimes the next day, I wake up in a strange bed, with a woman I can hardly remember and a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
—Rodney Dangerfield
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