I seen a really attractive lady in a shopping centre today..

I explained how i thought she was very attractive and asked her if she would like to go out sometime. Me being 10 or so years younger than her..

She said "Uh, i have an 8 year old daughter."

I said "I dont think shes quite old enough."

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