I see your thesaurus joke and raise you mine. Did you here about the truck full of thesauruses that crashed?

I'm so poor

I'm so poor that for Christmas my mom cut a hole in my pants so I would have...

Last night I...

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went...

Redneck Family...

If your a redneck, you would let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the...

Shipwrecked on an...

An American, an Englishman and a Canadian are sailing with a boat on the...

What's Gandalf's...

A Flock of Smeagols

What do spinach...

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

The Middle Ages

Queen: Babe come to bed its late. King: Not until I can come up with a cool...

First the...

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering..

A preacher, who...

A preacher, who shall we say was humor impaired, attended a conference to...

I don't always...

I keep 'em short