I remember trying to hit on this girl at a bar back in November.

The bars close at 2 and I haven't had enough time to close the deal, but then suddenly a ray of hope shined through. The bar announced it was day light savings, and I got an extra hour of drinking! Which was great for me but terrible for my wallet. That's an extra hour of unplanned spending. That's not in my budget. I can't call my credit card and ask for extension on the account of me trying to get some pussy.

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