But my income tax return form has been sent back to me. Can you believe it?
Just because in response to question 4: Do you have anyone dependent on you? I replied: 2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 4.4 million unemployables, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in parliament and the whole of the european commission.
They said this was not an acceptable answer, so who the fuck did i miss out?
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