...ready and jump and commit suicide.
Passing bum: Hey, before you jump, wanna fuck?
Woman: No I don't wanna fuck, your disgusting, go away!
Bum: Ok, I'll wait at the bottom.
Edit: A pretty woman. Sorry about the formatting, mobile.
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