I play a lot of Magic: The Gathering

For those who don't know, its a trading card game. You get some friends together and take turns making sure none of you get laid. EDIT: I PLAY LOTS OF EDH. I told this joke to my buddies while playing the other night and it was a riot. Apparently Reddit does not agree.

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