I own a pants making factory but I can't decide whether to fire or promote this really lazy employee

How do you make a...

With a thousand Gigamisous

A blonde was fed...

A ventriloquist was at a local bar. With the dummy on his knee, he was going...

How do you keep...

Cross your legs

A hip young man...

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1996...

Three Cowboys

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,...

What's the...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Did you hear the...

Yeah sorry. You've probably heard it before.

How do you tell...

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

This is Majorly...

Yo mommas so fat that when she got on the electric scales, it read one at a...

How true it is.

Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the...