I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I put it in a mug and tried to down it.

Want to piss off...

Show her a used tampon and ask what period it's from. Wakka wakka!

Mr.

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

My Ex Girl Friend

My Ex Girl Friend: you need to move on and forget about me. Me: how can I...

How do you kill a...

Give them real self confidence.

The Huged Handed...

Teacher: Justin if I had ten tennis balls in one hand, and twelve in another...

Did you hear...

They named him Sum Ting Wong. *(I'm sorry)*

Wine

A priest is driving down to New York to see a show, and he's stopped in...

Drinking Truth

The following is an actual excerpt from Forbes magazine: A herd of buffalo...

What happened to...

She ran.

Little Johnny

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something...