I never get drunk when I drink a certain type of beer. It's because I eat salt at the same time.

Why didn't the...

He didn't have the guts to.

Sizing it Up

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...

Snowman puns to...

What do vampires get when they bite snowmen? "Frostbite" What is a snowman's...

A vulture...

And the flight attendant says to him, "I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we only...

I was sitting on...

The clock turned to 12:00 and I thought to myself, "Same shit, different day."

Jaque' "non...

Come and I will tell you of a man named Jaque' "mon numeru un flying ace"....

Soooooooooooooooo...

Yo Momma so fat, when she fell on the ground, I tried not to laugh, but the...

Bonafede's...

Bonafede's Revelation: The conventional wisdom is that power is an...

Playing 8-person...

I spent the whole time trying to find myself

I opened my...

Gone! (as told to my by my Bella-Russian-Canadian (and redditor) friend)...