A man and a woman are at a bar, chatting it up. The woman thinks she's going to get into this guy's pants, but he's playing hard to get. Eventually she gets him to come to her house. When they get there, she immediately asks him to take off his shirt. The man happily obliged, happy to show off his new abs. As he takes off his shirt, she notices hickies all over him.
"What happened to you?" She says.
"Nothing... Had a crazy night... You should've seen the other guy" says the man.
The woman mumbles and they have a platonic evening of Glee marathons.
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