I need filth!

I'm sure it's been done before...but I want your filthiest, dirtiest, raunchiest jokes that you've ever heard. Me and a work buddy are trying to out joke one another. So I'd figured I'd ask you guys! Disgust me!

What's the worst part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.

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