At first I was thrilled that she requested to meet me, rather than the other way round.
After meeting her for several more times, she told me "I want to call you daddy from now on"
Repulsed and sickened by this, I walked away from that train wreck.
I guess I won't be seeing my daughter anytime soon...
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