I asked him "Is it true you guys don't wear underwear under there?"
"Aye laddy" he says "why dont ye stick yer hand up there and see fer yerself."
As I reached up, I couldn't help but say "Argh, that's gruesome."
"Aye, it has," he says "And if ye leave yer hand in there it'll grew some more."
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