Walking along one day I ran into a man with a peach for a head. I said "Hey buddy! Why do you have a peach for a head?"
He replied " Thank you for noticing. One day I was walking down the road and I found a lamp. Just for a laugh I rubbed it and would you believe it a genie appeared.
The genie said I could have 3 wishes and it could be anything I wanted.
The first thing I wished for was a large house and all the money in the world.
The second thing I wished for was a beautiful wife and a happy, healthy family.
The last thing I wished for, was a peach for a head." :D
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