I was talking to my friend the other day, he's a lawyer and was complaining about the current trial he was involved in.
Me: "What is it about?"
Lawyer: "The accused used a leather satchel to beat another man to death"
Me: "Oh, do you expect it to go on much longer?"
Lawyer: "No, it's a brief case"
*Sting/Rimshot*
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