I was selected from a radio contest when I called in and submitted a pun to win concert tickets. A week later after the concert they called the other winners and I back to compete for the Maryland Pun Playoffs. There were five of us in all, and I came out on top as the state's winner. I was pumped!
One month later I was in the Regional Finals. The 50 states get divided into ten groups of five each, so I was up against the best pun-makers from Virginia, Pennsylvania, Delaware and New Jersey. Well, i gave it my all, and emerged victorious as the East Region 2 Champion.
Then it was time for my biggest challenge. The show. the National Pun Championship. The ten regional winners met up in the nation's capital, at the National Mall to have our final bout. The rules were simple. A panel of judges would rate each of our puns and see if any of our ten puns could sweep the panel with a perfect score.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did...
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