I love sports like Football, real football, you know the one where the quaterback either hands the ball off or throws it to someone with his hands. I love Hockey, the one where the name of the game has nothing to do with anything in the sport. I guess i only like sports where someone can seriously get realy hurt, if someone doesn't get a concussion it's not a sport for me.
I love sports but I just don't like what it does to me. Generally, I'm not homophobic but when my team isn't winning the guys on the other team are all "Cock sucking fagetts". There is also the problem when, again, my team isn't winning, of me becoming a violent brain dead psychopath, yelling phrases like "If you comment a penalty on my team I will find you, knock out your teeth, and shove, (I'm not proud of this) your boyfriends dick in your mouth."
I don't know, maybe I'm too competitive, maybe I need to be medicated, or maybe i shouldn't be watching sports all together, or maybe the opponent of my team NEEDS TO STOP FUCKING CHEATING AND JUST DIE! No, no, I'm sure it's the first two.
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