"I like escalators, because an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. There would never be an 'Escalator Temporarily Out of Order' sign. Only an 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs… Sorry for the Convenience'"

I poured my root...

Now I've just got beer.

A flea jumped...

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and...

In Flint,...

The problem’s H to O.

What is the...

$20 (A friend told me this a few days ago).

A newer guy in Bar

A guy wanted a drink. So he ran into a bar. He fell over and suffered a...

Joke from Glasgow

What is the best thing you can put in a pie? Your teeth!

I love spending...

My girlfriend thinks I'm going fucking mental though, just sitting there...

I have the Heart...

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo...

If you want a...

(warning: may cause loss of knee)

"I'm so nervous,...

...this is the first time that I'm with a prostitute." "Just relax and tell...