I know the day it happens. On August 29,...


I know the day it happens. On August 29, 1997 it's going to
feel pretty f**king real to you too. Anybody not wearing two
million sun block is going to have a real bad day. Get it?


- Sarah Conner (played by Linda Hamilton), in Terminator 2: Judgement
Day, offers a cheery thought for the day.

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