I just had an argument with a girl I know.

She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy screws a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl screws just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a crappy lock. (That shut her up.)

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