I just got the strangest offer from my boss, today. He'll give me 50% of the company, but only if I get the surgery to become a woman.

If the dove is...

The swallow

A traveler comes...

The Traveler: Hey what are you doing there guy? With his ear pressed to the...

What did the Dead...

"Damn, this music sucks!"

No matter who...

of Canada.

Rules For Work

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then...

Why can't...

Because there's a sign that says No Tres-passing

The Farter

There was this lady (who was a butcher) whose husband always farted really...

What did the...

Go the other guey.

So today my dad...

...but I had to remind him, my name is not and never was Alec.

Blondes and...

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and...