"A man gets his dick cut off at work and they give him 40000 dollars comp... he could get a 4 inch penis for 10 grand, a 6 inch for 30 and the full big 8 inch penis for the full 40. But his wife is there and she needs to help make the decision.
So, his boss leaves, like our lawyer did right there to 'let them talk' and comes back a half hour later 'So, what'll ya have?' and the man says 'well, we're getting a new kitchen.'"
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