I heard Stephen Colbert make a lot of puns on Sandwiches.

Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that. They were absolutely great buns to be honest. Mayo be it's my favorite monologue this week. Was a little cheezy though. It's hard to ketchup to something like that you know. I'm glad to see what he has bacon lately. I love such jokes but I'm in a pickle. I butter come up with something soon. If it's not good, I'll probably get an egg on my face. I would love an onion from you guys though. I know I am a little plate for this. Trust me, I tried to do it as spoon as possible. But what the fork! I'd really appreciate if you guys be a little knife to me!

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