THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEAVEN AND HELL
by George Carlin
In HEAVEN . . .
The Italians are the lovers,
The French cook the food,
The Swiss run the hotels,
The Germans are the mechanics,
And the English are the police.
In HELL . . .
The Swiss are the lovers,
The English cook the food,
The French run the hotels,
The Italians are the mechanics,
And the Germans are the police!
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