I have sensitive skin, so I always use unscented laundry detergent and fabric softener. A few years ago, my sister gave me a set of dryer balls for my birthday. They are plastic balls with little spines that you put in the dryer and your clothes end up soft without any fabric softener. I love them, they work great, I use them every load.
The other day, I noticed that they're getting pretty beat up, with several of the plastic spines missing. I have no idea where my sister got them, so I decided to look for a set at Walmart. I figured they'd be near the fabric softener and dryer sheets, so that's where I look. I spend several minutes looking around the section, but I don't see them. After a few minutes, an older Walmart employee sees me looking, and asks if I need any help.
"Yes, I'm looking for dryer balls", I say.
"Oh, follow me," he says with a wink. We walk across the Walmart to the pharmacy. He grabs a bottle off the shelf and hands it to me, as he says, "Works like a charm".
I look at the bottle, confused. It was a bottle of Gold Bond powder.
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