I don't know if this is the best place for this and if anyone knows a better place I would love to hear!
Anywho I have a friend that lives far away and I love to try to make her laugh. She often watches movies and I will just make up a story that goes with the title because I often haven't heard of the movie.
The Possession: Darla, a suburban housewife, whose husband passes because of a vicious case of anxiety brought on by her egregious credit card spending. After the day of the funeral and her lump-sum estate check was deposited at the local bank, Darla went out to buy a new designer fur coat. Does Darla possess the coat or does the coat possess her?
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