I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child

G-flat major

We stood in church preparing to sing. I leaned toward my wife and whispered,...

What do you get...

Cannibals.

After a visit to...

After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and...

Kim Jong Un...

Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong.

9% Smarter

Why are men 9% smarter after sex? They were plugged into a Genius.

My daughter asked...

"Well dear, look at it as if boys were keys and women were locks. If a key...

How is a Man like...

You don't know when it's cumming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it...

Just bought a...

It's full of Captain Obvious jokes.

What did the...

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

CONFUCIOUS SAID...

CONFUCIOUS SAY ... MAN WHO GO TO BED WITH ITCHY BUTT, WAKE UP WITH STINKY...